Random quotes that I like.

:"People wonder why I don't participate, because when I win I lose." -Ray Narvaez Jr

:"No soup for you!" -Soup Nazi

: "No where is safe, its either wet bread, wet bread, or Dan!" -Gavin Free

:"I've got half a mind to kill you... and the other half agrees." -Red vs. Blue

:"Eternal chaos come with chocolate rain, you guys! CHOCOLATE! RAIN!" -Pinkie Pie

: “Oh Wait, You’re Serious. Let Me Laugh Even Harder.” – Bender

:“I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.” -Dwight Shrute 

:“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

:"You don't understand, Edgar is the one in the hole!" -Mad King Ryan

:“Diet is ‘die’ with a ‘t.’” -Garfield

:“It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.” -Charlie Brown

:"I was elected to lead, not read." -The Simpsons Movie

:"Everything small is just a smaller version of something big!" -Finn the human 


What are your favorite quotes?